just click the button to the right. i know you see it. its sooooo clearly labeled. you know you want to. it’s only a dollar to help two grown men realize the dream of becoming bruce wayne and tony stark (sort of), so come on just press that magic button. ok so if you do, here is what will happen – first, you will get a healthy dose of awesome that will shine down on you or wash over you (really depends on your style); second, you will officially be registered as my sidekick or minion (again, really depends on your style); finally, i will have gotten one dollar closer to taking down my arch nemesis and that much closer to global domination.

 

in fairness what else are you going to do with that dollar? dollar menu fries? 1/5 of a fancy coffee?

 

what do i plan on doing with it? good question…in order to find out the bigger ideas, you have to become a member of my trusted circle (like batman and alfred), but here are some ideas that we can discuss:

 

• start funding business ideas and hiring people
• yes, holy employment program batman
• pay off our debts
• ugh, studentloan companies are kryptonite for my generation
• help our folks
• why wouldn’t we, mom is a nice lady
• national domination
• our secret plans made available to sidekicks/minions

 

yes, some will shout – “but you are a complete stranger to me, why should i?” and i will whisper “true, and!?” look people, if you can’t begin to put your faith in a  person you don’t really know and aren’t sure if they are actually going to do good with their efforts you might as well give up on democracy and religion now.  are you anti-religious? are you anti-democracy? well are you!? i think you clearly see the point.  supporting me is something akin to what the best natures of our very selves are – so do it cause god wants you, or do it cause democracy needs you, or do it cause batman comes to you in a dream and threatens to kick the ever-loving joker-sympathizing ass out of you…either way i’m good.

 

plus it’s almost the holidays, if global domination and ass kicking doesnt tickle your fancy, maybe eggnog induced decision-making will.

 

so what are you waiting for, we have nemesi to take down, businesses to build, debt to pay off, moms to help, break out that wallet and make bruce wayne real.

 

welcome to my world of the real. now click the funding button.